Comeback Champions!
“Why aren’t you drinking??” for the 86th time can be draining — wouldn’t it be nice to have some super-cool champion leap to your side and deliver a one-liner, so you don’t have to?
Now’s your chance! Pick between the best of the best of one-liners, scrubbed from the net — some serious, others goofy, and a few “did-they-just-say-THAT?!?” outright zingers.
Stand in judgement as they fight to the last sentence for the right to represent you against curious but unhelpful strangers!
Tonight’s contenders
32 enter. One champion.
The pool is 20 champions and 12 challengers drawn from a pool of weaklings and user submissions. See more about how this works below, or just get to it by clicking “Enter the Arena” above.
8 quartets → 2 quartets → final 1v1 → your champion.
Lineup randomizes each session — refresh for a new mix.
Round 1 Complete
Your Champion
May it serve you well in your real-life battles with alcohol!!!
Your taste
Got one of your own?
Submit your best for consideration. Good ones might end up in the game.