Comeback Champions!
“Oh, you’re not DRINKING?” For the 67th time from some random person can drain energy you don’t have. Don’t you wish you had a champion who could come to your side and deliver a cool, witty one-liner to get you on your way?
Pick between the best of the best of one-liners, scrubbed from the net — from the plain factual, to the goofy, to the “did-they-just-say-THAT?!?” Get your thumb ready, emperor — it’s time for the chaos to begin!
The 20 in red are the standards — the rest of the pool is drawn from the dregs and the…*gasp* user submissions!!!
Got a comeback of your own?
Add it to the dregs pool and it might rotate into a future bracket.
Round 1 Complete
Your Champion
May it serve you well in your real-life battles with alcohol!!!
Your taste
Nominate the best for the community leaderboard, or submit your own!
Your Top 5
Check up to 3 to nominate for the community leaderboard.
Got one of your own?
Submit your best for consideration. Good ones might end up in the game.
Marginalia